It’s that time of the year and we are surrounded. We are covered. We all inhale it. It is on everything, everywhere. It doesn’t matter where you go or what you do because you can’t avoid it; sperm.
It is in your hair, on your skin, in your bed, in your carpet, on your dishes, on your car. It covers your couch and your counters. Your air filters are totally yellow, just like the sidewalks, streets and your driveway. Plant sperm fills the air we breathe.
Some of us are especially sensitive to plant sperm. It makes us itch and cough and our eyes water and burn. During this time of the year the “Sperm Sensitive Souls” shuffle around in a fog. Confused and tired and itchy, we try our best to have normal lives.
I am one of those “Sperm Sensitive Souls.” The coughing and itching are enough to drive me crazy. This year I have officially added asthma to my list of sperm sensitive symptoms. I have my trusty inhaler and will probably start looking for a sperm sensitivity specialist (allergist).
I will do a little research and add some histamine reducing foods and helpers to this blog. For now, I will itch and cough. I will use my inhaler as I curse those uninhibited male plants.
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